The Cockeyed Mayor of Kaunakakai R. Alex Anderson G D7 G D7 He wore a malo and a coconut hat G A7 D7 G One was for this and the other for that D7 G All the people shouted as he went by D7 G A7 D7 G He was the cockeyed mayor of Kaunakakai G D7 G He wore a lei and he wore a smile D7 G A7 D7 G He drank a gallon of 'oke to make life worthwhile D7 G He made them laugh 'til he made them cry D7 G A7 D7 G He was the cockeyed mayor of Kaunakakai B7 The horse he rode was skinny Em A broken down old female A7 He placed a green Panini D7 Right under that horse's tail G F7 Eb7 D7 He made her buck and he made her fly Gm F7 Eb7 D7 All over the island of Moloka'i A7 Gm A7 You could hear the kanes and wahines cheer D7 As they gave him a lei of kikania D7 G Now you've heard my story D7 G About the mayor of Kaunakakai E7 C7 All his fame and glory D7 On the island of Moloka`i – aue!